so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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