Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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