I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
That accounts for only three of the penises
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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my god I love twenty year old dicks
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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