You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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