Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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