I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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