What a fucking waste of an outfit
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Randomize
