She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
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IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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