um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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