Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
Randomize
