I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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