You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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