The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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