I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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