:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
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White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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