fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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