Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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