he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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