Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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