Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
