I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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