i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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