Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
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That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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