nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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