just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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