just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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