"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
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