We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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