And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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