I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
me + whiskey = a bad person
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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