ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I will die if light touches me.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I AM VODKA MAN
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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