wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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