Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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