Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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