Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she told me i tasted like america
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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