what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I think I am morally bankrupt
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
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Someone came in the potted fern
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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