is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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