Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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