How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Stone age, man.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?