THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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