I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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