Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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