You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I don't think brook has ever known best
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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