We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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