i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
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You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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