I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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