I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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