ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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