does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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