Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
how does that bad decision feel?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
