dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
