oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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