would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I am morally bankrupt
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
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I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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