"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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