pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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