If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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