Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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